The following question is expected to be added to next year's SAT test. See how you do - remember, no guessing.
1. A major college football game will be played at JerryWorld at 2:30 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon. The expected crowd should be approximately 70,000.
A few hundred yards away at 4:07 p.m. at NolanRyan World, a Major League Baseball playoff game will begin. The expected crowd should be approximately 47,000.
Since the two respective stadiums share many of the same parking facilities, fans who plan to attend the game should do what:
1.) Don't go.
2.) Leave no later than Tuesday afternoon.
3.) Drop in via parachute and walk home.
4.) Ride a bike.
5.) Leave immediately.
Like Jesse Jackson once said on Saturday Night Live, "The question is moot." Parking around the Arkansas/A&M game and the Rangers game may be historically challenging.
At 2:30 p.m. on Saturday, Texas A&M will play No. 11 Arkansas at JerryWorld. Expect at least 60,000 to 70,000 for the game.
So it should be a full house, and a lot of traffic.
A few hundreds away from JerryWorld at 4:07 p.m., the Texas Rangers will host the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 4 of the American League Division Series.
This is certain to be Pig Slop.
- Mac Engel
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