That title serves two purposes: First, it's the answer to the joke, "What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"
Second, it describes the Stars' first result of this lengthy road trip. The special teams were kicking again, especially on that penalty kill which has been their salvation during the power-play woes.
Mike Modano had a fantastic night, tallying three assists. Turco was sharp in net for the second consecutive game, which is always a good sign.