If you can't suspend them, hurt them in the next best place: The ol' pocketbook. Mike Ribeiro and Chris Osgood were fined undisclosed sums for their melee on Saturday night. As a quick sidenote, I've always wanted to make an undisclosed sum of money, just once in my life. Let's face it: If it's undisclosed, it's probably a lot.
Anyway, I'm off track. Steve Ott was also fined for his tender moment with Kris Draper with five seconds remaining in regulation on Saturday night. I think that's all there is to report on all this stuff for the moment. Thank goodness. It was already getting old as far as I was concerned. Let's get back to games, people!