Here's Paul Moseley's take on Wednesday's Rangers-Padres game, which is better known as the day Yu Darvish faced big-league hitters from an opposing team for the first time. Captions and fake quotes by Jeff Wilson.
"Well, I'm here," Yu Davish said. "Just wait until everyone sees me work exclusively from the stretch."
Josh Hamliton, after an impressive run to the dugout from left field, greets Yu Darvish after he slowly stalked off the mound.
The Rangers marketing department is scrambling to sell the lady in the middle a cap. These Yu Darvish-generated fans have Rangers bean-counters thinking "cha-ching."
A crowd of fans and newspaper photographers starts to build around Yu Darvish as he warms up for his first Cactus League start.
And the crowd kept growing and growing.
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