As stupid as The Expendables was, The Expendables 2 figures to be even worse. But I am so there on August 17th when it opens with the rest of my aging nerd friends who can't figure out why Hollywood can't produce a good action movie. My opinion? Just remake Sharkey's Machine, Stick and some of those truly awful Burt Reynold's flicks.
In lieu of that dream world, this movie has me pumped. Why?
Jean-Claude Van Damme
And CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
This from Chuck Norris.com: "If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win ... forever"
Every cool, bad actor from 20 years ago is back trying to cash one more check; this cast is going to be so loaded with steroids and performance enhancing drugs the movie may be confused for a Major League Baseball game.
The plot? Who cares? I'm already excited for Expendables 3.
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