Somewhere Ron Meyer and the rest of the 1980 SMU Mustang football team must be ashamed. Back in the day the crew on the Hilltop didn't need to hire a prostitute. They probably had someone do it for them.
I am guessing this wasn't a Groupon offer that expired, either.
According to the report, the three football players returned to their off-campus home after an official SMU football banquet to see that more than $3,000 in electronics had been stolen.
One of the players told the cops that the person responsible for the theft was a - cough, cough - escort, whom he hired for $50 in exhange for relations.
Dude, you paid $50 for relations and skipped out on that small tab? What did you expect? Girlfriend's gotta eat. Either way, this is not going to look good on said escort's profile on Angie's List.
SMU is investigating the matter.
SMU is doing a nice job of rebuilding its football program in an effort to win games the way they did when they were a national power in the 1980s. It's just sad that a program that was once so renowned for vice under the table can't do it the right way.
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