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08/06/2012

Football announces there are no more wide receivers: Terrell Owens signs with Seahawks

TO-POPCORN062711Jordan Woy is now the greatest agent who ever lived. The attorney based in Dallas has done the impossible: He got Terrell Owens a second 10th chance.

Woy tweeted this evening: "Happy to confirm that Terrell Owens has signed w the Seahawks.  We put a lot of hard work into this.  Happy for him and I believe in him."

I do believe Woy worked liked a dog to get Owens this deal. For all incoming NFL players who are considering agents, go with this guy. The popcorn may be stale, but Woy found a sucker to try it.

Owens, 38, signed a one-year deal with the Seattle Seahawks after a tryout.  This is the act of a very desperate franchise.

The Seahawks have no receivers:
Ben Obamano
Deon Butler
Golden Tate
Doug Baldwin
Ricardo Lockette
Sidney Rice
Phil Bates
Braylon Edwards
Terrell Owens
Kris Durham
Charly Martin
Lavasier Tuinei

They have no quarterbacks:
Tarvaris Jackson
Matt Flynn
Coye Francis
Josh Portis
Russell Wilson

Terrell Owens is a gimmick. Godspeed, Seattle.

 

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Comments

A G BURRIS

IF SEATTLE NEEDS A GOOD QUARTERBACK GO WITH THE BACK UP FOR GREEN BAY....HARRELL FROM ENNIS TEXAS...HE DO YOU AV GOOD JOB...TRY HIM YOU MIGHT BER SURPRISED....

Erik

Owens is a big joke. I never get tired of this story. Owens will crash and burn.

Randy in Arlington

TO IS THE MAN!!!! The "All New T.O. Show" staring; Steroids! HGH! and any other legal or illegal drug he can pump into his body!

Rodrigo

Laugh if you want but TO can catch, run a good route, and is on enough drugs to run a 4.4 forty. He has a a ton of stats that say he can play. He is old and his body has got to be breaking down on him but I like him. He came cheap and I'm betting movtivated to play. Don't be too surprised if he makes some catchs for a hapless/desparate Seattle team this year.

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