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Father Curtis: Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry: Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

Father Curtis:  That's no sin.

Jerry:Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Father Curtis:  And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian!

 

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