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Break time

DgCry not both of you readers for I shall return. I think. I hope. No guarantees. I haven't checked my voice mail lately so they may have hit the ejector seat on me.

Big week, though. Lots to get done.

1. Read War and Peace ... in Latin.
2. Get six-pack abs.
3. Drink six pack.
4. Call all of my relatives and tell them I love them.
5. Watch the first nine Fast & Furious movies before the sixth is released.
6. Get up at 6 a.m. and run five miles.
7. Wake up by no later than noon to catch up on missed morning TV.
8. Build a bird house
9. Bird hunt ... at the Fort Worth Zoo.
10. Love thy fellow man.
11. Avoid everyone.

Love you all, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!


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jenny fitch

where did you get the picture of that dog??? it's totally hilarious. i laughed out loud when i saw it.


good...maybe you will be fired for writing such junk or is it really your wife that writes your crappy columns and tell the truth, TEDDY!!!!

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