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Big Mac movie review: The Lone Ranger tries too hard

Hr_The_Lone_Ranger_12You would think the combination of Johnny Depp, producer Jerry Bruckheimer, director Gore Verbinski and a limitless budget would guarantee a giant pile of guilty pleasure fun with the new take on "The Lone Ranger".

One of America's most enduring cowboys and Native Americans both get makeovers in this massively produced and expensive telling of The Lone Ranger, but the end result is an overly-seriously, overly done, far too long and too serious telling of these great characters.

The story: John Reid (Armie Hammer) is a lawyer who comes to the progressing American West. His brother Dan Reid (James Badge Dale) is a fearless Texas Ranger who provides protection to the Indians already occupying the land the new Trans Continental Railroad wants to use to continue to build train tracks.

Outlaw Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner) is a bad, bad man who leads is gang of murdering thugs under the secret direction of someone with bad intentions.

And Tonto (Johnny Depp) is the lndian who recruits John Reid to be his partner when all hell breaks loose in an attempt to exact revenge and provide real justice in a lawless land.

The People: Depp is great as Tonto. He uses a series of stunted sentences and relies of his array of facial expressions to convey a handful of funny emotions. But after a while his bit as Tonto feels played. Tom Wilkinson plays the railroad tycoon Cole, and he's always good in just about everything he does. 

Fichtner is good as the heavy. The rest? Meh ...

The-Lone-RangerAction Scenes: Not as many as you might think. This film takes itself way too seriously with a story that is obviously setting up The Lone Ranger II and The Lone Ranger III.
There is a quality shootout scene in the beginning with one or two other brief skirmishes, and the finale is fantastic. The film just needed more western action and less of a story that tries too hard to be something it didn't need to be.


Eye Candy: It's a western, so not so much.

Homages to the Original: The film basically waits until the very end to rely on the rousing The William Tell Overture, and when it does it lands a major hit. The score never fails. It is the ideal background to a fun finale.

Should you see it: It's 149 minutes and at times it feels like 349 minutes. Wait until it hits DVD/Blu Ray.


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don't go see this movie

I don't think it's even worth watching on DVD or AMC. It blew.

The Noodler

Agree,..the movie is way too over-produced and the movie tries to hard to be a Mel Brooks' 'Blazing Saddles'. The story is bad. Except for Depp, the acting is bad (Reid is terrible as the Lone Ranger) and agree,..the entire thing is way too long. I'm not even sure it's a worthwhile rental unless you're Depp fan.

i want my money back

Hated it. Hated it. Hated it. I loved Depp in a tons of his movies but this was painful and mostly the same old thing he has been doing for forever. AWEFUL!

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