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07/11/2013

YES! Sharknado is here & it looks terrible ... terribly awesome!

MV5BOTE2OTk4MTQzNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODUxOTM3OQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_Just when you thought that 700 channels of nothing to watch would let you down once again, the Syfy channel delivers a plate full of so much greatness that cable TV may never be the same again.

Tonight at 8 p.m. CT it's SHARKNADO! Click here for the link.

Anything starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid can't be bad. But where is the rest of the cast from Saved By the Bell?

(BTW - Did you see that Ziering recently did a run in Vegas at ... wait for it ... Chippendales. Why not just be an actual whore for cash rather than fake it? Can't think of Chippendales without thinking of the classic SNL sketch starring the late Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze.)

If you thought the title Sharknado was stupid, wait 'til you watch the trailer. This almost looks as bad as Jaws 3D - the one where the family haunted, and hunted, by sharks deliberately moves to an island to get away from, you know, sharks.

Sharknado is what it sounds - a coastal town preparing for a massive storm that the sharks coordinate their attack at precisely the right time. It brings our worst fears togther - bad acting, ish production, a horrible plot, and sharks who now Twitter and Facebook so they can eat at the same time.

 

 

 

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Comments

Brooke Hogan

Mac,

You are a jerk. I can't believe I ever had a thing for you.

Sharknado is fun! People will like it. You should stop be so sarcastic and quit ripping on good movies.

You probably hated my movie; "2-Headed Shark Attack".

I'm going to tell my fiancé to quit talking to guys like you in the media if you don't start being nice.

Jennifer

You people are insane. Loved Sharknado. Totally fun!

Fabeuless

I invented a Sharknado drinking game -- a swig of beer every time you see poor production quality. Unfortunately, I was not awake for the last hour and 52 minutes of the movie.

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