This is, however, 2014 and, much like in Office Space, Michael Bolton has to do what Bill Lumbergh says.
In our need to "respect" everyone, we continue to lose ourselves and be comfortable in the reality that not everyone is going to, or even should, like everyone. Especially when it comes to football, or sports.
After the Texas' spring game, Edmond went on anti-Baylor rant.
He was quoted as saying: ""I really don't like Baylor. I still feel they're trash.Y'all think it's funny, but I'm dead serious. They've had some good players. But I don't understand how we lost to Baylor."
And this winner: "They won (the Big 12), so what? They still suck to me."
YES! Candor. Honesty. Sports hate. Brilliance. Edmond made those comments on April 19. He issued the apology five days later. Why?
His statement: "I need to apologize for what I said about the Baylor program last week. I respect them for everything they've accomplished. I've been so frustrated over not being able to play in last year's game and our loss to them that I let all that anger build up and get the best of me. I won't let that happen again."
Yes, by all means let us continue to lie to everyone and act like bitter rivals are best friends.
Do not fool yourselves into believing Edmond is alone in these thoughts; he and his teammates have likely exchanged such words hundreds of times, no different than in the locker rooms at TCU, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, etc.
Office Space mocks a world where, in the name of reaching 5 p.m., co-workers must act like they like each other in order to be productive, or create the illusion of productivity.
This is football, and sports, where it should be OK not to like your opponent.
But this is 2014, and now faking to be friends is as necessary in football as it is in Office Space.
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