Seth Meyers: "Members of a militant feminist group, marched topless into Paris’ Notre Dame cathedral to celebrate the resignation of Pope Benedict. Convincing at least one worshipper to think that prayer actually does work."
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Hedley Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
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Roseanne Barr: Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Franklin: Valentine's day was a massacre in Chicago where lots of people were killed and they put a curse on the Chicago cubs.
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Cole Sear: Some magic's real.
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Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
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Steve McCroskey: And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*.
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Amy Poehler: Meryl Streep is not here. She has the flu, and I hear she's amazing in it.
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Zane Cooper: Oh, I suppose somebody ought to say
something nice about the deceased.
Annabelle: How do you know he was nice? We don't know anything about him. The only thing he's got in his wallet is a bunch of names of whorehouses.
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Daisy Duke: Whoever called this the rainy season wasn't just whistlin' Dixie.
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