Watching Mike Miller galavant around with a 7-year-old girl's hair band on his head calls for a list of the Bottom Five Worst Hair-dos currently in the NBA.
Mike Miller, Grizzlies
If there's anyone in the NBA right now that needs to be pranked with an impromptu sneak-up hair cut, it's Miller. Cut it or wear it long, buddy. You look like a lady.
Louis Amundson, 76ers
Mavs fans got brief eyefuls of Amundson's mutant pony tail. His look is part art school, part preteen girl, all ridiculous.
Luis Scola, Rockets
The rookie came in with quite a mane. We know it's a South American thing, but would it kill you to wash it now and again?
Devean George, Mavericks
Sorry Devean, but that mohawk just isn't going to cut it. George hasn't touched the floor yet this year because of injury, so let's hope he changes his mind before his first game.
Kyle Korver, Sixers
First everyone thought he looked like Ashton Kutcher when he had long hair, now he looks like a reject from Fall Out Boy. Maybe he and Steve Nash can give each other tips on looking like an audience member at a Dashboard Confessional concert.
-Scooter Hendon, Hoops Nerd